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time to hide your “kitchen sex poem”….

May 18, 2009

or you could end up, like Ruth Padel, with the top academic poetry job in Britain, and the headline: “Kitchen Sex Poem Adds Spice to Race for Top Oxford Job” referring to a poem YOU wrote about another writer you used to bang who was a big part of your election campaign.  Two things you might also want to consider:

1. said kitchen sex poem includes a lover putting honey glaze on a Sainsbury’s free-range duck.

2. the poem includes the lines: ‘a fuck / the length of our kitchen table”

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