listen, it’s been fun playing rock band and wii fit and talking about it at the bar after workshop while you continue to hit on that hybrid form boy whose work i’ve told you is 96 percent monster trucks– but I’ve gotta get back to what matters most to me. The Poemzzzz. And a video game based on Dante’s Inferno called Dante’s Inferno. Thanks to EA Arts for making this video game possible and for all the subsequent nights of sitting alone in your parents’ basement eating cheeseballs (these ones) we’ll spend playing badass poets. Watch out poetry vixens and scensters, looks like we’ll be with scythe!
from GameSpot’s Preview of the forthcoming video game DANTE’S INFERNO:
Millions of damned souls, blade-wielding babies, and a badass poet with a huge scythe. Welcome to EA’s version of hell.