Poetry Night Club
so, like, ok. this poetry night club thing is not all it’s cracked up to be. BUTTTT, COULDN’T IT BE SOOOO AWESOME IF WE TRIED IT OUT?
sometimes google alerts, like poetry nightclubs, are just mirages and not actualities–tiny trawled on blurbs of non sequitur that we try to assemble into meaning. and try as we might–we tried all night!–to make something wicked serious out of Poetry Nightclub it just wouldn’t become our reality.
yet and still, into the darkness someone musta shouted: SHOULD NOT POETRY ALSO HAVE A DANCE FLOOR? SHOULD NOT POETRY ALSO BE A MAJOR HIP HOP DESTINATION WITH VIP SERVICE? yes, answered Las Vegas, YES YOU STOOPID BITCHES, NOW GIMME $15 FOR THAT AMSTEL!
tho if we had our way the drinks would be WAY cooler. like my personal favorite: sex on dover beach.*
*it should be noted that while google alerts are mostly bogus, google searches are amazingly accurate. most of the photos in my sex on the beach search are predictable and yet utterly unbelieveable.