In Case You Needed a Reason
while many of us are enduring the long, unbearable, midwestern winter, many of us are simply fucking NOT. somewhere a real bitch who doesn’t even appreciate the fact, is wearing a supercute gauzy dress and leggings are not necessary. some people are maybe wearing just a sweatshirt and khakis outside. shit-man, some people are outside!
for those of you what can get outside, DON’T FORGET TO GO TO A POETRY READING! put it on your list. squeeze it between the beach and the beergarden. we’ll give you eleven–not necessarily good but totally legitimate–reasons why beginning with: it won’t kill you. because it’s not like the article is called “Reasons To Smoke Crack Year ‘Round”
and this next one goes out to all ya’ll from ohio to colorado & onward into utah, stuck in your homes until late-April: