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Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick: Have a Coke and a Poem and Shut the Fuck Up

August 24, 2008

Apparently Gossip Girl hunk Ed Westwick (L) was able to take time away from dodging gay rumors to pen a few lines of poetry. People magazine reports that Westwick recited an original poem, from memory at a recent launch party for Coca-Cola’s new aluminum bottles. WTF? on all counts.

In typical poet fashion, Westwick played coy big time claiming to have jotted his genius down at “like 6 in the morning”. Wow. Ed Weswtick either stays up all night writing poems OR he wakes up from sleep to have deep poetic thoughts. Luckily, People was there to capture Edzra Pound in all his poetic glory. Proof that you’re nobody until you’re talked about.

In unrelated news, submit your gay rumor poems to our new journal Gossip Girl

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