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Dear Tyra’s Glam Squad,

June 7, 2008

We know you’ve got the best intentions and all – being named the “Glam Squad” it’s obvious you believe you are, in fact, GLAMMING UP Ms. Banks; making her look “better,” but it’s not really working out. At all. No one looks good in high-waisted pants and a poets’collar blouse with belled sleeves, and Tyra looks terrible in them. And those weaves: NO, NO, and NO.

We’ve been having anxiety dreams about Tyra’s weave being glued to our head as we have to navigate a fierce runway walk naked for some time now, and ever since we read this article about a locket of Jane Austen’s hair going up for auction this month, we’ve been having disturbing visions and apparitions of Tyra weaving the poets’ locks into some kind of bang or fringe.  We might never sleep again….

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