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Will You Marry Me, Bill?!

April 23, 2008

Vowel Movers would like to extend a heartfelt Happy Birthday to Mr. Billiam Shakespeare, poète supérieur. Every year on April 23rd, we get this pang of forgetfulness, like we’ve overlooked an issue of vague but personal importance. D’oh! The birth of the birth of modern English poetry. And while your iambs have seen better days; and while we’re often pressed to admit your suspected homosexuality in every public school classroom we find ourselves teaching; and while you were, more than likely, an inexscusable a-hole to your wife…well, Bill, we’d be lying if we didn’t say we know what it’s like, man. We love and miss you. Have you seen Keanu Reeves in Much Ado About Nothing ? Sore topic? O.K.

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