Unannounced Contest! Untold Laurels!
CONGRATULATIONS SHARON MESMER!
Your latest title: ANNOYING DIABETIC BITCH wins our spontaneously generated BEST TITLE EVER contest. You have slain the competition, which was formidable indeed! Yours is the standard to which future authors must repair. Hot Tuna Fantasy Camp Panties? WHAT? I don’t even like the word panties but you changed my mind. Sharon, you changed my world.
Take note, hoes, it hath been made new!
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