My "I sensed your urgency from across the room" pickup line hasn't worked *once*. #awp10 (via @whitcoppedge) 1 year ago
AWP 2010 has been, if nothing else, all about cool boots and shoes. #awp10 (via @mark_barr) 1 year ago
Overheard in the lady's room at #awp10: (drunkenly) "I'm writing a children's book. I don't even know why I'm here!" (via @funkmagnet) 1 year ago
Now that I'm back from #AWP10, it's time to work on new goal: getting on a reality show. Season2 of Jersey Shore, here I come. (via @crucet) 1 year ago