Katy Perry Writes “Poem” on Her Boobs, Calls it a Poem

the UK’s Mail Online is reporting that Katy Perry and sex addict Russel Brand are hooking up, all thanks to a little poem writing:

Katy knows his bad boy reputation but could not resist – especially when Russell sent a love poem with a note attached saying, “Please send me a poem back.”

Russell killed himself laughing when Katy sent a photo of her boobs with the word ‘poem’ scrawled across them. The next minute Russell picked up the phone and invited her to Thailand for a secret getaway.

After a magical week together romancing in Thailand, Perry tweeted:

Been schooled on Morrissey, Oscar Wilde & Peter Sellers… inspired.