thnx for coming to our panel & sorry we missed your reading

Whoa, it was really great to meet you at the conference and sorry we haven’t emailed you yet and we’re going to submit to your journal and paypal the latest issue of your journal and reject you when you submit to our journal and we’ll get a subscription to your press for the next two years and you’ve totally changed our ideas about poetry and that wasn’t me who feel asleep at your panel and that also wasn’t me who farted in the elevator and i wrote you this amazing poem, it’s occasional and an ode and uses modernist tecniques and you remind us of Zoolander and we left our beret in your hotel room, Mr. Linen Whisperz, so please please facebook us asap…